Santa Claus is clearly a Republican. He actually delivers what he promises.
Santa is definitely a Democrat. While he’s not a participant in the first lady’s anti-obesity campaign he’s very concerned about climate change. After all, Rudolph can fly but he can’t swim.
Republican: 1. Imagine a Democrat wearing that much red. 2. If you like your gift, you can actually keep your gift. 3. He looks a lot like Rutherford B. Hayes. 4. Would Mrs. Obama approve of all the milk and cookies?
He is a Democrat because he goes to everyone’s house and his benchmark for “naughty” is very low.
Republican… out of shape, obsessed with red, employees required to work day and night, addicted to coal.
He knows if you’ve been bad or good, which makes him an advocate of meritocracy and, most likely, a Republican. On the other hand, he only works one day a year, which could make him, not only a Democrat, but a federal employee.
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